I thought of writing you a letter, there are lots of things I need changing and after all I voted for you, and when I voted for you I thought that meant you were there to represent me. But people laughed at me, they said you were just there for window dressing, that you have about as much to do with politics as the dummy in the shop window has to do with retail management. That MPs can come and go like driftwood on the tide, but the real government, the government behind the government, is always there, unseen and immensely powerful, rich beyond the dreams of ordianry men, cold cruel and calculating, they lurk in banks and MI6 and the CIA, they are Freemasons, Skull & Bones, Mafia, Drug barons, Bilderbergers, 300 club and they belong to the New World Order. So this is just to say goodbye, I won't be voting for you again unless you care to sign this Affidavit declaring your non-involvement with any of the organisations that combine to form the New World Order.