Dear Prime Minister,
It has come to my attention that you are a Bilderberger. I mean by this not only that you attend their meetings, but also that you have been selected by them to be Prime Minister of this country. Since they are an elitist group, with agendas of world dominance, I consider that this whole process is an undemocratic interference with the electoral process of this country and a threat to the rights and liberties of the people.
I do not like the Bilderbergers or what they stand for, the corrupt control of the world through old money families who made their way to power through the slave trade and drug running, (however legalised under the imperial flag and the East India Company), and their evil partners the bankers who have profited from war and usury.
The fact that your fellow Bilderberger Peter Mandelson has run in his troubles directly to the house of Rothschild demonstrates how far you are from the egalitarian hopes and ideals of Old Labour.
Yours Sincerely,
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